Asswipe

Pronunciation

• US IPA: /ˈæswaɪp/

Origin

ass + wipe

Full definition of asswipe

Noun

1. (vulgar) An annoying, contemptible, or worthless person.He is such an asswipe!
2. (British, informal, vulgar) Toilet paper.
• 1976, Micheal Clodfelter, The Pawns of Dishonor, Branden Press, ISBN 9780828315876, page 249:I rapidly expended my own and everyone else’s supply of tiny Meal, Combat, Individual ration rolls of asswipe and was reduced to wiping my nasty behind with leaves and grass.
• 1983, Nicholas Proffitt, Gardens of Stone, Carroll & Graf, ISBN 9780881840179, page 317:“... Into your packs you put your toilet articles, mess kits, extra socks, and skivvies and longjohns if you have them. If you have a roll of asswipe, put that in, too. ...”
• 2008, Joseph Heywood, Death Roe: A Woods Cop Mystery, Globe Pequot, ISBN 9781599214283, page 252:“I doubt a dime would buy a single square of asswipe in this city, ...”
3. (figuratively) A periodical which has the habit of publishing questionable truths.Our local paper is an asswipe.

Synonyms

• (toilet paper) wipebreech, torchecul, arsewisp, bumfodder, tail-napkin, bunghole cleanser, wipe-breech