Fustercluck

Origin

Spoonerism for clusterfuck.

Full definition of fustercluck

Noun

1. (euphemistic) A clusterfuck.
• 2009, Jennifer Banash, In Too Deep, page 225God, what an unbelievable fustercluck, she thought, shaking her head from side to side on her pile of pillows as she remembered Sophie's tear-streaked face as she ran down the block and out of sight.
• 2010, Ralph Keyes, Euphemania, linkWriters for Gossip Girl have come up with fustercluck, motherchucker, and basshole.
• 2011, Andrew Van Wey, Forsaken, link“A fustercluck indeed,” he agreed, and she shrugged as a wet line ran down her spine.