Plonk

Pronunciation

• UK IPA: /plÉ’Å‹k/
• US enPR: plänk, IPA: /plÉ‘Å‹k/
• Rhymes: -É’Å‹k

Onomatopoeic

Full definition of plonk

Interjection

1. The sound made by something solid landing.
2. (Internet) The supposed sound of adding a user to one's killfile.

Noun

1. (countable) The sound of something solid landing.I just heard a plonk — did something fall down in the kitchen?

Verb

1. (transitive) To set or toss (something) down carelessly.When you’ve finished with the sponge, just plonk it back in the sink.
2. (transitive, Internet, slang, in Internet forums) To automatically ignore a particular poster; to killfile.I got tired of his trolling and ad hominem attacks, so I plonked him.

Derived terms

• plonker

Adverb

1. (followed by a location) Precisely and forcefully.He dropped his bag of tools plonk in the middle of the table.

Synonyms

• bang
• slap bang

Derived terms

• plonker

Fom WWI military slang, derived by alteration of French vin + blanc (“white wine”)

Bruce Moore, The Vocabulary of Australian English, Australian National Dictionary Centre.

by the law of Hobson-Jobson. Recorded earliest in the playful rhyming slang form plinketty-plonk.

Eric Partridge, A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, Routledge & Kegan Paul

Possibly influenced by the sound of wine being poured into a glass.

Noun

1. (uncountable, UK, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, informal) Cheap or inferior everyday wine.
• 1998, Pierre Spahni, Swiss Wine Market Report, %22plonks%22+australia+OR+wine+-intitle:%22%22+-inauthor:%22%22&hl=en&sa=X&ei=YkfdT96vEJCbiQeu-pyVCg&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q=%22plonk%22|%22plonks%22%20australia%20OR%20wine%20-intitle%3A%22%22%20-inauthor%3A%22%22&f=false page 95,The third category of wines is highly unattractive as these may only be sold as generic wines (white, red or rosé), without reference to any geographical location. Only surplus plonk and cooking wine would aspire to fall in this segment, which can be blended with any other wine - to any extent.
• 2003, Joan del Monte, Plonk Goes the Weasel, %22plonks%22+australia+OR+wine+-intitle:%22%22+-inauthor:%22%22&hl=en&sa=X&ei=YkfdT96vEJCbiQeu-pyVCg&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q=%22plonk%22|%22plonks%22%20australia%20OR%20wine%20-intitle%3A%22%22%20-inauthor%3A%22%22&f=false page 201,Diesel took a large swallow out of the glass of red wine. He spluttered, choked, and spilled wine down one leg of his fawn colored pants. “My God,” he gasped, when he could speak. “What is that crap?”“Why cheap red wine,” Ford displayed the label. “You know. Plonk.”
• 2011, Charles Spence, Maya U. Shankar, Heston Blumenthal, Chapter 11: ‘Sound Bites’: Auditory Contributions to the Perceeption and Consumption of Food and Drink, Francesca Bacci, David Melcher (editors), Art and the Senses, %22plonks%22+australia+OR+wine+-intitle:%22%22+-inauthor:%22%22&hl=en&sa=X&ei=YkfdT96vEJCbiQeu-pyVCg&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q=%22plonk%22|%22plonks%22%20australia%20OR%20wine%20-intitle%3A%22%22%20-inauthor%3A%22%22&f=false page 229,Given the results reported in this chapter, one obvious solution to the ‘plonk paradox’ (why cheap wine tastes good on holiday but terrible at home) would be to try and recapture some of these sensory impressions in one′s own living room, in order to enhance the flavour/pleasantness of the wine-drinking experience (and turn that horrible tasting wine into something that tastes really rather nice), and to elucidate the respective contributions of contextual effects on hedonic ratings.

Probably a shortening of plonker.

Noun

1. (countable, dated, British, law enforcement slang) A female police constable. in the 1970sChris and that plonk had better be flushing the scum out.