Queef

Pronunciation

• IPA: /kwiːf/
• Rhymes: -iːf

Origin

Origin uncertain, perhaps a variant form of quiff ("trick, ploy") or quiff ("woman; vulva"). Perhaps compare Scots queef.

Full definition of queef

Noun

1. (slang) An emission of air from the vagina, especially when noisy.
• 2004, Michael Ryan, The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever, Finally, I have only heard about it, but what about the queef? This is the vagina-fart. Is it truly possible?
• 2005, Pennsylvania, We are the queef after a porn star breaks the gang bang record.
2. Was that a fart or a queef?
3. (slang) A contemptible person.

Synonyms

• (expulsion of air) fanny fart, pussy fart
• (contemptible person) cunt

Verb

1. (intransitive, slang) To produce an emission of air from the vagina.
2. (transitive, slang) To make the noise of (a thing) by means of queefs.
• 2002, Dennis Hensley, Screening Party, back to the movie where we find Kim, back at the gallery, so catatonic and sex-obsessed she'd sell Michaelangelo's David for $5 and queef the theme from Close Encounters for no extra charge.