Wambulance

Origin

wahambulance

The earliest known usage was in the 2000 Disney film , and it may have been coined by this film.

Full definition of wambulance

Noun

1. (internet slang) A notional ambulance called to the scene when somebody is upset; used in dismissive responses to oversensitive complaining.
• 2000, Russ Duritz (Bruce Willis): Waaaaaah. Waaaaaaah. Somebody call the wambulance.
• 2001, "jim", Outrageous!!! (on newsgroup rec.aviation.piloting)Someone call the Wambulance. Dudley I am so sick of hearing you bitch about how everybody is not suffering enough.
• 2007, "Rodney Parker", What a game! (on newsgroup alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys)Funny how we didn't see a single post in this NG from "Ron" or Holder during the game. Not surprising, but funny anyway. I'm sure they'll surface sometime. As a precaution, I've already called the wambulance for them.