(slang) Whimsical term for ass in the sense of buttocks and in related idioms.That runner had some nice assage.That song kicks major assage.That song sucks major assage.
2003: — ''Pat Hayes, blog entry for August 9, 2003 in PatHayes.NetNice tattoed Baby Dolls - Nice Assage - The Thong Zone! Saweeet Mary
2002: — LDVDG in a captured IM chatShe's a skinny white girl. The chances for nice assage are slim.
2001: — blog entry October 31, 2001The Bostonians (from Boston College), sucks sic major assage. Okay, well, they don't completely suck major assage, but they still weren't that good.
1996:— Orgillon in rec.music.industrialShow Up Early This Show Gonna Kick Some Major Assage.