Fap
Origin 1
Full definition of fap
Adjective
fap
- (obsolete) Drunk.
- Shakespeare Wives, act I, scene IBARDOLPH: Why, sir, for my part, I say the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences.EVANS: It is his 'five senses'; fie, what the ignorance is!BARDOLPH: And being fap, sir, was, as they say, cashier'd; and so conclusions passed the careires.
Origin 2
Echoic Internet neologism from the sound of male masturbation, originally used in English translations of some adult Japanese manga, and popularized on the Internet by the webcomic The Thin H Line/Sexy Losers and other online sources.
Interjection
- (informal) To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal.I was watching some porn – fap fap fap – when my computer crashed, again!She's single?... *fap fap fap*
Verb
- (slang) To masturbate.He really likes to fap; I hear him five times a day at least.I knew you liked fapping, but 300 gigabytes of porn is a little too much.
Noun
fap
(plural faps)- (slang, countable) A session of masturbation.I was horny, so I had a quick fap in the public restroom.
- (slang, uncountable, rare) Pornography.I've just downloaded loads of fap for while I'm away.